| If you are already in a relationship or married, these are the rules that you ought to follow: |
| 1. The female always makes the rules. |
| 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
|3. No male can possibly know all the rules.|
| 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
| 5. The female is never wrong. |
| 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong. |
| 7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. |
| 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
| 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female. |
| 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. |
| 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. |
| 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whats on her mind whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset. |
| 13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm. |
| 14. The female always gets the last word !!! |